| 31. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 32. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| 33. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Birdwatchingby Jack Daw... more
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| 34. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 35. | Category: Fishing jokes  |
| Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a g... more
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| 36. | Category: Humor jokes  |
| Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: Thats impossible. A garter snake is not poiso... more
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| 37. | Category: Business jokes  |
| Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "Thats because ther... more
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| 38. | Category: Business jokes  |
| Boss: "Ive decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the wor... more
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| 39. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didnt.marr... more
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| 40. | Category: Easter jokes  |
| Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy wont giv... more
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| 41. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 42. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 43. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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| 44. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I dont think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says hell be a rich man wh... more
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| 45. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| 46. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| Boy: Whats the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, its an elephant. Girl: You obviously havent met my Aunt... more
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| 47. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 48. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more
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| 49. | Category: Letter jokes  |
| Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a... more
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| 50. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when... more
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| 51. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted... more
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| 52. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?... more
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| 53. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 54. | Category: Brother and sister jokes  |
| Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but... more
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| 55. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the... more
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| 56. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| But lets get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? Ahusband controls his wife in much the same manner as a... more
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