| 1. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of... more
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| 2. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!... more
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| 3. | Category: Money jokes |
| Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| 5. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Can you name two burgers who are royalty?Sir Loin and Burger King!... more
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| 6. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?... more
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| 7. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Can you show me how to use the Internet?Id better - otherwise youll just go round and round in circles.... more
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| 8. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| Cannibal Boy: Ive brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and well have him tomorrow.... more
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| 9. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| Cannibal: Mom, mom, Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick !Mom: Well, you know what they say - you cant keep a go... more
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| 10. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to ma... more
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| 11. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Carpet Fittingby Walter Wall... more
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| 12. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| 13. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Catching Criminalsby Hans Upp... more
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| 14. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 15. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more
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| 16. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???Youre lucky, with us its any Sunday."... more
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| 17. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.... more
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| 18. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining... more
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| 19. | Category: Military jokes |
| Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had s... more
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| 20. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Collection Litter by Phil D Basket... more
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| 21. | Category: College jokes |
| College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie... more
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| 22. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 23. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue... more
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| 24. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| 25. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 26. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 27. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 28. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| 29. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| 30. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?... more
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