| 31. | Category: Clinton jokes  |
| Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.... more
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| 32. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.... more
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| 33. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining... more
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| 34. | Category: Military jokes |
| Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had s... more
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| 35. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal... more
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| 36. | Category: Military jokes |
| Colin Powell, once USAs highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from h... more
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| 37. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Collection Litter by Phil D Basket... more
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| 38. | Category: College jokes |
| College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie... more
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| 39. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 40. | Category: Hunting jokes |
| Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only req... more
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| 41. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue... more
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| 42. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| 43. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 44. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 45. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 46. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| 47. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| 48. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?... more
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| 49. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you cant move.... more
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| 50. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| 51. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 52. | Category: Face jokes |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 53. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Cow: Why dont you shoo those flies? Bull: Ill let them go barefoot!... more
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| 54. | Category: Cowboy jokes |
| Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got ther... more
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| 55. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "Whats the matter?" asked... more
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| 56. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 57. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| 58. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| 59. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
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| 60. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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