| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| 2. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| 3. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he ge... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 5. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more
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| 6. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !... more
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| 7. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy... more
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| 8. | Category: Bird jokes |
| David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| 11. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| 12. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 13. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more
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| 14. | Category: Political jokes |
| Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and se... more
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| 15. | Category: Political jokes |
| Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.... more
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| 16. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient:... more
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| 17. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"... more
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| 18. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: "You dont need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."... more
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| 19. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: Dont worry. Im painless.Patient: Im not.... more
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| 20. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it co... more
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| 21. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but dont forg... more
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| 22. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my bes... more
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| 23. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 24. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 25. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 26. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| 27. | Category: Children jokes |
| Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted Dick.Dick! said their father... more
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| 28. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!... more
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| 29. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.... more
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| 30. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well hes back in town and wants your new number.... more
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