| 1. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Fade Awayby Peter Out... more
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| 2. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt... more
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| 3. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Fan: Ive always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?... more
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| 4. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| 7. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| 8. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| 9. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| 11. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| 12. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| 13. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more
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| 14. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| 15. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| 16. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasnt in.... more
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| 17. | Category: Children jokes |
| Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more
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| 18. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 19. | Category: Children jokes |
| Father: Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"... more
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| 20. | Category: Apple jokes |
| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| 21. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?... more
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| 22. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because hes got a screw loose !... more
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| 23. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."... more
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| 24. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boile... more
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| 25. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: I cant find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungles full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but t... more
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| 26. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: I dont know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?... more
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| 27. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: My wifes a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hou... more
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| 28. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?... more
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| 29. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ?Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !... more
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| 30. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.... more
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