| 31. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| 32. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| 33. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| First witch: Heres a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just dont know when to stop.... more
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| 34. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 35. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| 36. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par... more
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| 37. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 38. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, p... more
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| 39. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 40. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Food on the Table by E. Tittup... more
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| 41. | Category: Cat jokes |
| For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a... more
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| 42. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... more
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| 43. | Category: Old age jokes |
| For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying... more
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| 44. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kans... more
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| 45. | Category: Business jokes |
| Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international... more
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| 46. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have... more
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| 47. | Category: Business jokes |
| Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant,... more
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| 48. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, Id like to ride in that ther... more
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| 49. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| 50. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| 51. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find t... more
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| 52. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more
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| 53. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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| 54. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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| 55. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| 56. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 57. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| 58. | Category: Children jokes |
| Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Dont bother - Ill ask her myself.... more
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| 59. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more
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| 60. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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