| 31. | Category: School jokes  |
| Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more
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| 32. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But shes top of the class.Father: Thats why I th... more
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| 33. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more
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| 34. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| 35. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!... more
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| 36. | Category: Children jokes |
| Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more
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| 37. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 38. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| 39. | Category: Children jokes |
| Father: Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"... more
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| 40. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in t... more
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| 41. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was tak... more
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| 42. | Category: Apple jokes |
| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| 43. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?... more
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| 44. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair! Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!... more
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| 45. | Category: Food jokes |
| First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more
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| 46. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because hes got a screw loose !... more
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| 47. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."... more
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| 48. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boile... more
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| 49. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: I cant find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungles full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but t... more
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| 50. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: I dont know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?... more
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| 51. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: My wifes a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hou... more
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| 52. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?... more
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| 53. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ?Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !... more
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| 54. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.... more
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| 55. | Category: Insect jokes |
| First Caribou: What do you call a bee that cant make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee.... more
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| 56. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.... more
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| 57. | Category: Insect jokes |
| First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!... more
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| 58. | Category: Insect jokes |
| First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.... more
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| 59. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.... more
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| 60. | Category: Insect jokes |
| First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug.... more
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