| 1. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi... more
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| 2. | Category: Cow jokes |
| I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn s... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| 6. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| 8. | Category: Children jokes |
| I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cow jokes |
| I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!... more
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| 11. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 12. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| I looked into a blondes eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!... more
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| 13. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, Ill only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?... more
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| 14. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.... more
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| 15. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!... more
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| 16. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 17. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| 18. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said... more
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| 19. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more
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| 20. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 21. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 22. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So... more
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| 23. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.... more
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| 24. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 25. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said... more
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| 26. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 27. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| 28. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?... more
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| 29. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 30. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.I dyed my hair !... more
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