| 31. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| 32. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| 33. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| 34. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Id like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.... more
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| 35. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 36. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa... more
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| 37. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 38. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?... more
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| 39. | Category: Cat jokes |
| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.... more
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| 40. | Category: Cowboy jokes |
| If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Frida... more
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| 41. | Category: Banana jokes |
| If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !... more
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| 42. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?... more
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| 43. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| 44. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| 45. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?... more
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| 46. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?... more
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| 47. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 48. | Category: Apple jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| 49. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 50. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 51. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pi... more
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| 52. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?... more
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| 53. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?... more
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| 54. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?... more
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| 55. | Category: Apple jokes |
| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| 56. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| If it werent for pick-pocketers, Id have no sex life at all.... more
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| 57. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?... more
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| 58. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 59. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?... more
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| 60. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?... more
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