| 61. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.I dyed my hair !... more
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| 62. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| 63. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| 64. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| 65. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Id like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.... more
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| 66. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 67. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa... more
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| 68. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 69. | Category: Food jokes |
| Id say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.... more
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| 70. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P... more
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| 71. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?... more
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| 72. | Category: Dog jokes |
| If a beagle cant play a bugle in the marching band, whats his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.... more
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| 73. | Category: Cat jokes |
| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.... more
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| 74. | Category: Cowboy jokes |
| If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Frida... more
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| 75. | Category: Banana jokes |
| If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !... more
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| 76. | Category: Money jokes |
| If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because i... more
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| 77. | Category: Insect jokes |
| If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.... more
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| 78. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?... more
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| 79. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 80. | Category: Men jokes |
| If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| 81. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| 82. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| 83. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?... more
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| 84. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?... more
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| 85. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 86. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| 87. | Category: Apple jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| 88. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 89. | Category: History jokes |
| If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?His wife !... more
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| 90. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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