| 31. | Category: Judge jokes  |
| Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more
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| 32. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more
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| 33. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more
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| 34. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Are you married?A. No, Im divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things... more
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| 35. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| 36. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more
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| 37. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 38. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?A: She is my daughter.Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1... more
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| 39. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... more
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| 40. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 41. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| 42. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more
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| 43. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| 44. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| 45. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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