| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midn... more
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| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| 3. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 6. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more
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| 11. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Little Brother: Im going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!... more
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| 12. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| 13. | Category: Children jokes |
| Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the diffe... more
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| 14. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 15. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, Im M... more
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| 16. | Category: Children jokes |
| Little Johnnys class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men... more
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| 17. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-fa... more
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| 18. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Looking Forward by Felix Ited... more
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| 19. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget... more
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| 20. | Category: Face jokes |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more
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