| 1. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Making Snacksby San Widge... more
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| 2. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm... more
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| 3. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm... more
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| 4. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day... more
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| 5. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Man... more
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| 7. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees w... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 9. | Category: Book title jokes |
| March Into Battleby Sally Forth... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held... more
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| 11. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more
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| 12. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| 13. | Category: Bath jokes |
| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more
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| 14. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more
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| 15. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more
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| 16. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more
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| 17. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 18. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Mega Bitesby Amos Quito... more
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| 19. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| 20. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Men are like cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.... more
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| 21. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| 22. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 23. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 24. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| 25. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Michael: Its hard for my sister to eat.Maureen: Why ?Michael: She cant bear to stop talking.... more
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| 26. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Modern Haircutsby Sean Head... more
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| 27. | Category: Business jokes |
| Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.... more
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| 28. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 29. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a... more
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| 30. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine... more
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