| 31. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 32. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Mega Bitesby Amos Quito... more
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| 33. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Megs mother was visiting her daughter at camp. How did you find the steak dinner? she asked.With a magnifying glass!... more
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| 34. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a nei... more
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| 35. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more
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| 36. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more
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| 37. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| 38. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Men are like cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.... more
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| 39. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more
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| 40. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.... more
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| 41. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more
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| 42. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more
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| 43. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more
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| 44. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more
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| 45. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more
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| 46. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 47. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| 48. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more
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| 49. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| 50. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more
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| 51. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 52. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like mini skirts. If youre not careful, theyll creep up your legs.... more
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| 53. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 54. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.... more
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| 55. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 56. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.... more
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| 57. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more
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| 58. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but its hard to get them to work.... more
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| 59. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 60. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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