| 31. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| Monster: Doctor, doctor, Im a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. Im a den... more
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| 32. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| 33. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 34. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 35. | Category: Business jokes |
| Monster: Stick em down. Ghost: Dont you mean, stick em up. Monster: No wonder Im not making much money in this business.... more
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| 36. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well.... more
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| 37. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test?Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.... more
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| 38. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 39. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.Daughter: But, Mum, its part of my homework. If you take an eighth of a ca... more
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| 40. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Mother: Jared, get your little sisters hat out of that puddle.Jared: I cant mum, shes got it strapped too tight under he... more
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| 41. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mother: Let me see your report son.Son: Here it is, Mother, but dont show it to Dad. Hes been helping me !... more
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| 42. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ?Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spiri... more
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| 43. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| 44. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 45. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| 46. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 47. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| 48. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| 49. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her... more
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| 50. | Category: College jokes |
| Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to... more
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| 51. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 52. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| 53. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| 54. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 55. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| 56. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum, theres a man at the door collecting for the Old Folks Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?... more
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| 57. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum, yelled Johnny from the kitchen, you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?Yes dear, what about... more
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| 58. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I dont want three school dinners, one is more than... more
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| 59. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: Havent you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?Son: Not yet. Its really hard to get the salt through all those li... more
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| 60. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ears!... more
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