| 31. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence.So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is abso... more
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| 32. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molso... more
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| 33. | Category: Business jokes  |
| One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attemptsto earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, ass... more
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| 34. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more
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| 35. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more
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| 36. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercialairliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to showup so... more
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| 37. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In... more
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| 38. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her fo... more
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| 39. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 40. | Category: Clinton jokes  |
| One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: HELP! HELP!When the boys... more
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| 41. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy... more
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| 42. | Category: Blind jokes  |
| One day two blind men started fighting.Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.Then one of the members of the crowd yelled o... more
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| 43. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The trucks driver made her pull over into a parkin... more
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| 44. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blondes friend said, "Oh, look, a dead bir... more
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| 45. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| One day, a blondes neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said... more
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| 46. | Category: Food jokes  |
| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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| 47. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room,... more
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| 48. | Category: Lotto jokes  |
| One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, sh... more
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| 49. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 50. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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| 51. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont... more
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| 52. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I... more
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| 53. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsa... more
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| 54. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you f... more
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| 55. | Category: Clinton jokes  |
| One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washingtons ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I co... more
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| 56. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. Th... more
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| 57. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more dr... more
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| 58. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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| 59. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more
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| 60. | Category: College jokes  |
| Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.... more
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