| 1. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Pain and Sorryby Anne Guish... more
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| 2. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more
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| 3. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst... more
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| 4. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more
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| 6. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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| 10. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist... more
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| 11. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my... more
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| 12. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more
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| 13. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac... more
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| 14. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more
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| 15. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain... more
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| 16. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more
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| 17. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when hedecided to stop and sit at a Palm Readers table.Said the mysteriou... more
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| 18. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh... more
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| 19. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| 20. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 21. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 22. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Peter: My brother wants to work badly!Anita: As I remember, he usually does !... more
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| 23. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 24. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Pig Breedingby Lena Bacon... more
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| 25. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more
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| 26. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 27. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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| 28. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more
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| 29. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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| 30. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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