| 31. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more
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| 32. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more
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| 33. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was as beau... more
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| 34. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when hedecided to stop and sit at a Palm Readers table.Said the mysteriou... more
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| 35. | Category: Internet jokes |
| PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.... more
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| 36. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh... more
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| 37. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearan... more
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| 38. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| 39. | Category: Judge jokes |
| People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more
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| 40. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is thatas both husband and Father, I can say anything I wan... more
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| 41. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 42. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldnt go to these places no m... more
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| 43. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 44. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Peter: My brother wants to work badly!Anita: As I remember, he usually does !... more
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| 45. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 46. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didnt sing very wel... more
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| 47. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Pig Breedingby Lena Bacon... more
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| 48. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more
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| 49. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 50. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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| 51. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more
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| 52. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pi... more
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| 53. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.... more
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| 54. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.... more
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| 55. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wi... more
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| 56. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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| 57. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 58. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 59. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 60. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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