| 1. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 3. | Category: Blind jokes |
| Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron... more
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| 4. | Category: Blind jokes |
| Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... more
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| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.... more
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| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do blonde brain cells die?A. Alone... more
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| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.... more
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| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bot... more
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| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.Its cloged up with paper plates.... more
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| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.... more
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| 11. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 12. | Category: College jokes |
| Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research gran... more
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| 13. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!... more
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| 14. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?A. The brunette because the bl... more
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| 15. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 16. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?A. "Its okay Daddy, Im not hurt."... more
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| 17. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.... more
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| 18. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more
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| 19. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down :-)... more
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| 20. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A. A rebel without a clue!... more
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| 21. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?A. Artificial intelligence.... more
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| 22. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.... more
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| 23. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A. An Ocean "Liner"... more
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| 24. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?A. Eileen (I Lean)... more
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| 25. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)... more
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| 26. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Q. What do you get when you cross a crookedpolitician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton... more
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| 27. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?A. A One Liner!... more
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| 28. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?A. "Thanks for the refill!"... more
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| 29. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?A. Donut seeds.... more
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| 30. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow... more
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