| 31. | Category: College jokes  |
| Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research gran... more
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| 32. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!... more
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| 33. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more
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| 34. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?A. The brunette because the bl... more
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| 35. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 36. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.... more
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| 37. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 38. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey... more
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| 39. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Lets twist again, like we did last summer...."... more
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| 40. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didnt come back from the photo store?A. "Some day my prints will come!"... more
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| 41. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| 42. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?A. "Its okay Daddy, Im not hurt."... more
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| 43. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Q. What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.... more
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| 44. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.... more
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| 45. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. "Rough rough".... more
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| 46. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.... more
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| 47. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more
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| 48. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!... more
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| 49. | Category: Divorce jokes |
| Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and aredneck divorce all have in common? A. Someones going to lose their trailer...... more
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| 50. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.... more
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| 51. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.... more
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| 52. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.... more
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| 53. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?A. German Shepherds.... more
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| 54. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down :-)... more
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| 55. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians?A. Militia Etheridge... more
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| 56. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A. A rebel without a clue!... more
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| 57. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?A. Artificial intelligence.... more
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| 58. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.... more
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| 59. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit... more
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| 60. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more
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