| 1. | Category: Clinton jokes  |
| Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the... more
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| 2. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from NewYork City showed up. Never having seen anyone from th... more
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| 3. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| 5. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!... more
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| 6. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes |
| Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always tryi... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| 10. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.... more
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| 11. | Category: Apple jokes |
| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| 12. | Category: Book title jokes |
| School Meals by R. E. Volting... more
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| 13. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agents hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the h... more
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| 14. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy."Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is... more
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| 15. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Seaside Treatsby Rhoda Donkey... more
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| 16. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Seasons Greetingsby Mary Christmas... more
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| 17. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran... more
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| 18. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran... more
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| 19. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that l... more
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| 20. | Category: Military jokes |
| Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didnt have a rifle."Thats no problem... more
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| 21. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!... more
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| 22. | Category: Business jokes |
| Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called intothe personnel directors office. "What is the meaning o... more
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| 23. | Category: Food jokes |
| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| 24. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 25. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 26. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.... more
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| 27. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 28. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Sharon: Im so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and Im sick of it.... more
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| 29. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more
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| 30. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking... more
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