| 1. | Category: College jokes  |
| Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a re... more
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| 2. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
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| 3. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face... more
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| 4. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 7. | Category: History jokes |
| Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Y... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 9. | Category: Children jokes |
| Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Children jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !... more
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| 11. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!... more
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| 12. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| 13. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 14. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!... more
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| 15. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 16. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 17. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| 18. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| 19. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.... more
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| 20. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!... more
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| 21. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Teacher: Whats a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, maam.... more
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| 22. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Teacher: Whats the definition of a Polygamist?Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!... more
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| 23. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Teacher: Whats this a picture of ?Class: Dont know, Miss.Teacher: Its a kangaroo.Class: Whats a kangaroo, miss ?Teacher:... more
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| 24. | Category: Cowboy jokes |
| Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!... more
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| 25. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school... more
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| 26. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!... more
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| 27. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.... more
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| 28. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!... more
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| 29. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| 30. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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