| 1. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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| 5. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gap... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species... more
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| 11. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, re... more
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| 12. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at fou... more
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| 13. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.... more
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| 14. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.... more
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| 15. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.... more
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| 16. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| Was the principals brother really a missionary?He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first... more
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| 17. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| 18. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started w... more
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| 19. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| 20. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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| 21. | Category: Cowboy jokes |
| What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!... more
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| 22. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 23. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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| 24. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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| 25. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.... more
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| 26. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What animals do you bring to bed?Your calves.... more
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| 27. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What are a parrots favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!... more
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| 28. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| 29. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!... more
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| 30. | Category: Dinosaur jokes |
| What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !... more
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