| 31. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, B... more
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| 32. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| 33. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What are the spots on black-and-white cows?Holstaines... more
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| 34. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| What are the two greatest lies?"The check is in the mail," and "I promise I wont cum in your mouth."... more
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| 35. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| What are three words you dread the most while making love?"Honey, Im home."... more
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| 36. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| 37. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What band is a cow favorite?Moody Blues... more
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| 38. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| 39. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !... more
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| 40. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What birds are found in Portugal ?Portu-geese !... more
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| 41. | Category: Bird jokes |
| What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !... more
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| 42. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What brings the monsters babies? The Frankenstork.... more
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| 43. | Category: Business jokes |
| What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more
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| 44. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| 45. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| 46. | Category: Burger jokes |
| What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burge... more
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| 47. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 48. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more
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| 49. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| What color is a chameleon on a mirror?... more
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| 50. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| 51. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!... more
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| 52. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| 53. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance did the Pilgrims do?The Plymouth Rock.... more
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| 54. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance do hippies hate?A square dance.... more
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| 55. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).... more
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| 56. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| 57. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| What did Adam say to Eve?Stand back, I dont know how big this thing gets!... more
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| 58. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
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| 59. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 60. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations... more
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