| 61. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more
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| 62. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| 63. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| 64. | Category: Burger jokes |
| What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burge... more
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| 65. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 66. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more
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| 67. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!... more
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| 68. | Category: Food jokes |
| What cheese is made backwards? Edam.... more
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| 69. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| What color is a chameleon on a mirror?... more
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| 70. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| 71. | Category: Food jokes |
| What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
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| 72. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!... more
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| 73. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?Jockey and Jill!... more
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| 74. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| 75. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance did the Pilgrims do?The Plymouth Rock.... more
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| 76. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance do hippies hate?A square dance.... more
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| 77. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).... more
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| 78. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| 79. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| What did Adam say to Eve?Stand back, I dont know how big this thing gets!... more
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| 80. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
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| 81. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 82. | Category: History jokes |
| What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?Toga-ether we can rule the world !... more
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| 83. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations... more
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| 84. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?May the force e-with you.... more
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| 85. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| 86. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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| 87. | Category: History jokes |
| What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.... more
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| 88. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?As little as possible, dummy!... more
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| 89. | Category: Men jokes |
| What did God say after she made Eve?"Practice makes perfect."... more
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| 90. | Category: E-mail jokes |
| What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?To e or not to e, that is the question.... more
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