| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
|
| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their th... more
|
| 3. | Category: Yo momma jokes |
| Yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention!... more
|
| 4. | Category: Yo momma jokes |
| Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin?" She said, "Buying luggage."... more
|
| 5. | Category: Yo momma jokes |
| Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"... more
|
| 6. | Category: Yo momma jokes |
| Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."... more
|
| 7. | Category: Yo momma jokes |
| Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Children jokes |
| You boy ! called a policeman. Can you help ? Were looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......Really ? sa... more
|
| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
|
| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
|
| 11. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
|
| 12. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?... more
|
| 13. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why cant they make the whole plane out of the sam... more
|
| 14. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.... more
|
| 15. | Category: Weather jokes |
| You never get anything right, complained the teacher. What kind of job do you think youll get when you leave school ?Wel... more
|
| 16. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Young Charlie to dentists sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?".The lady replied "No, but Ill... more
|
| 17. | Category: Children jokes |
| Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. Would you like another cookie ? she asked.Yes, please, repli... more
|
| 18. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
|
| 19. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "... more
|
| 20. | Category: Children jokes |
| Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus bit off... more
|
| 21. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I dont kn... more
|
| 22. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Your money or your lifeby Stan Den Deliver... more
|
| 23. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
|
| 24. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Youre hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) t... more
|
| 25. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
|
