| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 2. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower... more
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| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsu... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 5. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more
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| 6. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 8. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more
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| 9. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more
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| 10. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more
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| 11. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more
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| 12. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more
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| 13. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 14. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 15. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more
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| 16. | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and... more
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| 17. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contract... more
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| 18. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls... more
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| 19. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was s... more
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| 20. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor... more
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| 21. | Category: Time jokes |
| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more
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| 22. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached ther... more
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| 23. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "Whats... more
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| 24. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade clas... more
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| 25. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on... more
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| 26. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse... more
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| 27. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more
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| 28. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confu... more
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| 29. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more
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| 30. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says tha... more
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