| 31. | Category: Business jokes  |
| An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River.... more
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| 32. | Category: Business jokes |
| An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch wh... more
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| 33. | Category: Business jokes |
| An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch wh... more
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| 34. | Category: Business jokes |
| An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered... more
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| 35. | Category: Business jokes |
| An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, Ship... more
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| 36. | Category: Business jokes |
| An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following:"Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat... more
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| 37. | Category: Business jokes |
| An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and prett... more
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| 38. | Category: Business jokes |
| An Irishman goes for a job on a building site.The man says, "Can you brew tea?"The Irishman says, "Yes.""Good. Can you d... more
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| 39. | Category: Business jokes |
| An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. T... more
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| 40. | Category: Business jokes |
| Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five m... more
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| 41. | Category: Business jokes |
| Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more
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| 42. | Category: Business jokes |
| Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "Thats because ther... more
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| 43. | Category: Business jokes |
| Boss: "Ive decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the wor... more
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| 44. | Category: Business jokes |
| Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughters college educati... more
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| 45. | Category: Business jokes |
| Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? Its for peopl... more
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| 46. | Category: Business jokes |
| Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "Im the one you want. On my last job, every time a... more
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| 47. | Category: Business jokes |
| Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international... more
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| 48. | Category: Business jokes |
| Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant,... more
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| 49. | Category: Business jokes |
| Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a wantad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a veryn... more
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| 50. | Category: Business jokes |
| Im always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues.... more
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| 51. | Category: Business jokes |
| Im very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire, said the principal at morning assemb... more
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| 52. | Category: Business jokes |
| INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents... more
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| 53. | Category: Business jokes |
| Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various ques... more
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| 54. | Category: Business jokes |
| Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.... more
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| 55. | Category: Business jokes |
| Monster: Stick em down. Ghost: Dont you mean, stick em up. Monster: No wonder Im not making much money in this business.... more
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| 56. | Category: Business jokes |
| My husbands business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos.... more
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| 57. | Category: Business jokes |
| On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said,I... more
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| 58. | Category: Business jokes |
| One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attemptsto earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, ass... more
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| 59. | Category: Business jokes |
| Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?A: A superior being.... more
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| 60. | Category: Business jokes |
| Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.... more
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