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| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 62. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more
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| 63. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 64. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 65. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 66. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| 67. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more
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| 68. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 69. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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| 70. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 71. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 72. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 73. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 74. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 75. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 76. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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| 77. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 78. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 79. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 80. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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| 81. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 82. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more
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| 83. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| 84. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 85. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 86. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 87. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 88. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing yo... more
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| 89. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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| 90. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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