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| A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs an... more
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| 32. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "Thats 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I dont need tacks,... more
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| 33. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around... more
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| 34. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldnttell his wife that he had spoken about sex,... more
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| 35. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was onthe run. He broke into a house and tied up the youn... more
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| 36. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in aManhattan bar and spent the rest of the eveni... more
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| 37. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Pleasedescribe," said his attorney, "the inciden... more
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| 38. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the... more
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| 39. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "Ive got a bigproblem, doctor.""Every time were in bed and my husband climax... more
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| 40. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband,Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have fiv... more
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| 41. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before w... more
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| 42. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police... more
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| 43. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green.The doctor examined... more
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| 44. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks atAl, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10... more
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| 45. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city fordinner, and asked to be served the specialty... more
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| 46. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. What are you doing he shouted.To which... more
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| 47. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sa... more
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| 48. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| An elderly man visits his doctor."Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.""Very well, let me... more
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| 49. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond ne... more
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| 50. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the... more
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| 51. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods... more
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| 52. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the cou... more
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| 53. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| An old man in a nursing home awoke one day andtrundled down the hallway to the community breakfastroom looking rather fo... more
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| 54. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Are birth control pills deductible?Only if they dont work.... more
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| 55. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you justgotten out of prison?""Yeah," the guy repl... more
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| 56. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this make... more
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| 57. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. Thephysician prescribes suppositories, but when i... more
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| 58. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road onenight when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it... more
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| 59. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.... more
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| 60. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well hes back in town and wants your new number.... more
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