| 31. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| How did the dog make gold soup?He put in 24 carrots.... more
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| 32. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the dogs owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?He foamed at the mouth.... more
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| 33. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the dogs owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?He foamed at the mouth.... more
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| 34. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?Terrier-fied !... more
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| 35. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?Melon-collie !... more
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| 36. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you find your dog if hes lost in the woods ?Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !... more
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| 37. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?Put him in your back yard.... more
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| 38. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you make a dog float?Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.... more
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| 39. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you stop a dog smelling ?Put a peg on its nose !... more
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| 40. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How many hairs are in a dogs tail?None. They are all on the outside.... more
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| 41. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?Just one, the moulting season !... more
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| 42. | Category: Dog jokes |
| I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. Its fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went ins... more
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| 43. | Category: Dog jokes |
| I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasnt very nice, you shouldnt draw on dogs!... more
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| 44. | Category: Dog jokes |
| If a beagle cant play a bugle in the marching band, whats his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.... more
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| 45. | Category: Dog jokes |
| My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! Thats what hell answe... more
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| 46. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was as beau... more
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| 47. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. "Rough rough".... more
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| 48. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesnt want to become a hot dog.... more
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| 49. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.... more
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| 50. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.... more
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| 51. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!... more
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| 52. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!... more
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| 53. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.... more
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| 54. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!... more
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| 55. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.... more
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| 56. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.... more
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| 57. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.... more
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| 58. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Whats got four legs and no ears?A: Mike Tysons dog.... more
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| 59. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.... more
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| 60. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Whens the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.... more
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