| 61. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more
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| 62. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| 63. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| 64. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| 65. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| 66. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| 67. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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| 68. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more
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| 69. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more
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| 70. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !... more
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| 71. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
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| 72. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and lights up ?An electric elephant !... more
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| 73. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| 74. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more
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| 75. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
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| 76. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more
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| 77. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more
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| 78. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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| 79. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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| 80. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| 81. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| 82. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !... more
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| 83. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| 84. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?... more
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| 85. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more
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| 86. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| 87. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| 88. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more
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| 89. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !... more
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| 90. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more
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