| 61. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!... more
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| 62. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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| 63. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more
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| 64. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What do you call cheese thats not yours?A: Nacho cheese!... more
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| 65. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| 66. | Category: Food jokes |
| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| 67. | Category: Food jokes |
| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| 68. | Category: Food jokes |
| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| 69. | Category: Food jokes |
| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| 70. | Category: Food jokes |
| The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding... more
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| 71. | Category: Food jokes |
| The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.... more
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| 72. | Category: Food jokes |
| The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
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| 73. | Category: Food jokes |
| They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.... more
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| 74. | Category: Food jokes |
| Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached th... more
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| 75. | Category: Food jokes |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 76. | Category: Food jokes |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 77. | Category: Food jokes |
| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| 78. | Category: Food jokes |
| What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F... more
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| 79. | Category: Food jokes |
| What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more
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| 80. | Category: Food jokes |
| What cheese is made backwards? Edam.... more
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| 81. | Category: Food jokes |
| What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
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| 82. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| 83. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| 84. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"... more
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| 85. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| 86. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do cannibals eat for breakfast?Buttered host.... more
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| 87. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more
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| 88. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !... more
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| 89. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| 90. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !... more
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