| 61. | Category: Internet jokes  |
| Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, youll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pup... more
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| 62. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pu... more
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| 63. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computers disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But t... more
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| 64. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?May the force e-with you.... more
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| 65. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website....Hyp, Hyp Hooray.... more
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| 66. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?Boy do we have problems.... more
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| 67. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.... more
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| 68. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What did the sausage say when it couldnt log on to the Internet?If at first you dont succeed Fry, Fry again... more
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| 69. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?Oh give it arrest.... more
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| 70. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What did you think of our website?A little bit tacky.... more
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| 71. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do builders use to make websites?Com.crete.... more
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| 72. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do internet football fans sing?E we go E we go, E we go!... more
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| 73. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?An e-mergency.... more
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| 74. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you call a ghost on the Internet?e-erie.... more
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| 75. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.... more
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| 76. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you call an Internet mystery?An e-nigma.... more
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| 77. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, theyre not listening to you anyway... more
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| 78. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.... more
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| 79. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?I dont know, but its e-nourmous.... more
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| 80. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click... more
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| 81. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?A sore finger.... more
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| 82. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What do you put in a www.ashing machine?Net curtains!... more
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| 83. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What goes round the middle of the Internet?The e-quator.... more
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| 84. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?Internettles.... more
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| 85. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.... more
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| 86. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?The e-aster bunny.... more
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| 87. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?A URLologist.... more
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| 88. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?A very, very big spider !... more
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| 89. | Category: Internet jokes |
| What surfs the Internet and goes, Choo, Choo?Thomas the Search Engine.... more
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| 90. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Whats hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when theres a full moon?The www.erewolf.... more
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