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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 22/82/2008 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately." | | | |
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