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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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