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| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the f... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more
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