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| As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, lets see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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