| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, p... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaro... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more
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