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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 04/01/2009 | | Views: | 7 | | | | Joke: | As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate."Surely," said the Englishman, "youve heard the saying, The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!" | | | |
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