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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 07/02/2012 | | Views: | 219 | | | | Joke: | Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is." | | | |
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