| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more
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