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| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "o... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the f... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more
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