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| Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt... more
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