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| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!... more
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