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| Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late f... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. Its only the sam... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more
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