| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
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