| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "o... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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