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| LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
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| What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the f... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo... more
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