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Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:25/01/2012
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Joke:Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.Bill: "Why dont I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy."Hillary: "Well, why dont you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy."Al: "Why dont you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy."Tipper: "Why dont we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy."
 
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