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| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, p... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P... more
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| A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more
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