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| An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent."I want a round trip ticket," says the ma... more
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