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| An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. Its only the sam... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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