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Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:27/07/2008
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Joke:What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.
 
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